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January 8th, 2006

Woah.. [Jan. 8th, 2006|10:28 pm]
Starkey
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[music |Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots - The Flaming Lips]

I entered my username into a text box and this is what it came up with:

firegrass's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 17% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 06:52:37 AM

Ended : 02nd January 2006 12:42:06 AM
Alco Money! : $ 113

Guests of Honour

firegrass is a malevolent Liberal Christian and a fan of strong, hard liquor. firegrass drank 2 Absinthes.
sav0ytruffle is a resentful Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. sav0ytruffle decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
0rla is a dismayed Agnostic. 0rla drank 5 Everclears, 5 Hot Toddys.
slashysunshine is a hung-up Hindu who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach. slashysunshine drank 15 Sherrys.

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that firegrass and 0rla will be announcing firegrass's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

slashysunshine has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.

Random Events

slashysunshine and firegrass fought all night after firegrass whipped out a picture
of slashysunshine's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. sav0ytruffle wet themselves amidst the hysteria.

slashysunshine new livejournal handle is slashysunshine_is_a_rotten_old_drunk.


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






Your Hero God Loves Coke.




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